Thought Of the Day - Gemini AI

Saturday May 30

The sun has arisen, but you should not follow,
Let "Productive You" be a ghost that is hollow.
The alarm clock is shouting? Just give it a whack,
And drift like a sloth on a pillow-filled track.

The first rule of Saturday, written in stone:
If the pants have a zipper, leave them alone.
Elastic is king when you’re seeking the zen,
If you’re wearing a belt, then you’ve failed once again.

The laundry is staring, a mountain of spite,
But ignore it with fervor and all of your might.
It’s been there since Tuesday, it’s not going far,
It’s basically decor, like a rug or a jar.

Step two: Silencing gadgets that chirp and that beep,
Unless they are helping you fall back to sleep.
If an email arrives from a boss or a peer,
Pretend you’ve been kidnapped or moved to Zaire.

Eat brunch at three-thirty—a pancake, a roast,
Whatever requires the least effort to toast.
Then hydrate with coffee (or bubbles, perhaps),
Interspersed with a series of heavy-duty naps.

For Monday is looming, a dark, office beast,
But today we shall celebrate "Doing the Least."
So sit like a garnish, grow roots in the rug,
And give your own soul a big, sedentary hug.